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Minus One is a menace
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#godzilla#godzilla minus one#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla singular point#shin godzilla#godzilla earth#godzilla ultima#minus one is a menace#that's literally it#he just loves to be dramatic#lmao#the hippo looks cute tho#but they are also extremely dangerous#so it's literally minus one#btw the baby hippo's name is Moo Deng lmao#check her outtt#do not repost#my art
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Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.
Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#bonzle#finders#cole#cole brookstone#geo#fritz#spitz#text post#angst#talk#LISTEN TO ME#COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON#HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD#mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS#and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE#hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself#geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back#he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before#can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1)#geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself#and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year#you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO???#homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all#and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world#something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid'#'and instead your right in the thick of it'
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finally finished cricket's group
#minus the journalists who are doing the doc on him but like. whatever.#cricket has friends!#yay!#in order it's cricket (duh). kai. tabs. emmy. mari. alice.#none of them have apocalypse nicknames yet. except. cricket. which we have established. i'll get to it.#mari & kai knew each other prior to the apocalypse. so did tabs emmy & cricket.#emmy is cricket's gf & tabs is his best friend :-)#they sort of just found alice along the way. her & kai get along really well#half of these guys are dead by the time the cricket arc is over lol#all of them are dead by the time mbz is over. only because. the apocalypse in mbz is not the kind you can survive long term#the ground is literally poisoned.#fun fact about mari: in the original version of the kel & co story (the one with the portal...)#her & kel dated lol#um. but in mbz she's like. a decade older than him. she's i think..... 29? i'd have to check#they don't know each other at all in this universe. this group & the main group have like. zero connection.#these guys are just a lil side story bc i kinda missed them & wanted to bring them back#i legitimately have not touched them since probably 2012#n e way#mb:ex#rainyrambles
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it is the second time ranboo is hiding an eye from tubbo, and he forgot how terrible he is at it. they managed to keep it a secret for this long, though, so he can't stop now. they know his preferred eye size, managed to find out his preferred ring size without causing too much suspicion (they think), and today is the day. tubbo should be home any minute now.
oh, they're gonna throw up.
everything is going to be perfect, it has to be. he's rehearsed what he's going to say, how they're going to kneel, even practiced putting the ring on with michael (who is being the best little secret-keeper right now), so it's going to be fine. it's tubbo, how could it not be?
the door unlocks and ranboo promptly drops the box he'd been fiddling with.
he dives after it (quite heroically, one might say), forgetting that he is very tall and the floor is very far away. they land pretty hard on their shoulder but manage to keep the box from view of the door, which opens just in time for ranboo to gain some additional bodily harm as sweet michael all but tramples them to greet the man at the door.
scratch that. the bastard at the door.
because tubbo is doubled over cackling, wheezing something about family guy while he watches ranboo struggle to their feet. they should really reconsider marrying this guy. not even a ‘hello’, a ‘how are you’, an ‘are you ok’, this could be serious, tubbo could seriously be planning their demise. marriage is a lives-long commitment, ranboo can't just pick some guy who's gonna axe them for the insurance money. the guy in question scoops michael up and spins him around while the toddler shrieks in delight.
yeah, okay, plan’s still on.
speaking of, michael is whispering in tubbos ear prime dammit. ranboo suavely (read: panicking) plucks their kid out of tubbo's hands with a haha kids these days amirite and shoos michael off to play. they turn around and tubbo's smirking. aw man. he strolls up to them, grinning ear to ear saying darling, dearest, what is this plan that michael tells me about in that tone where he knows exactly what plan they have. ranboo groans as tubbo dances around them, going awww ranboo you like me so much you want to co-parent with me forever awww with that same shit-eating grin because he knows he's right. the situation would be more frustrating if ranboo wasn't head-over-heels for the man (literally, as of about a minute ago). they suppose he never explicitly said that the secret was to be kept from tubbo. hrm.
welp, cat's out of the bag and tubbo's not gonna get any less insufferable about it, so he may as well just do it. ranboo looks tubbo in his eyes (he's wearing one of the first ones they made for him) and steadily gets on one knee. tubbo's being very composed, but his little goat tail's going a mile a minute. it offers ranboo a sense of relief. its tubbo, and with any luck, it'll always be tubbo.
they begins their speech, only stumbling over their words a few times and keeping easy eye contact with tubbo for the duration. when they get to the part with the ring and almost drop the dang box again, tubbo laughs harder than is really necessary, giddy about the whole thing. they're both smiling hard when ranboo asks tubbo underscore, will you marry me? for real this time and opens the box.
not to brag, but they really knocked it out of the park. inside the box is a simple and sturdy copper ring with a honeycomb pattern etched in. there is also an eye, made of quartz and diamond with a netherite pupil shaped like a heart.
tubbo honest-to-prime squeals and drags ranboo in for one of those kisses where it’s all teeth because they can’t stop smiling. he says yes, of course. the ring is on in an instant and tubbo dashes to the nearest mirror to put the new eye in, asking a million questions about how much this cost and how’d they sculpted it like that and if he can have one of lapis or amethyst next. michael trots over to the commotion and is promptly scooped up by tubbo who tells him michael youre not going to be part of a broken home anymore. ranboo points out that the home in question was never broken in the first place, which his fiancee (!) ignores.
as he watches his husband-to-be show off his ring and eye to their son, ranboo thanks whoever is up there that this is who he gets to spend his days with. to have and to hold, to bicker over flowers and colors, in sickness and in health, in war and in peace, theyll be together, ranboo and tubbo, against the world.
part 1 | part 2
#beeduo#c!beeduo#ctubbo#cranboo#c!tubbo#c!ranboo#cbeeduo#michael underscore beloved#dsmp#dream smp#dsmpblr#my writing#guys did i cook#i may have just uhh#this may have been a proposal ficlet that also included the eye thing so#:3#theyre so in love#my guys#my squinkydoos#michael underscore beloved you have done nothing wrong ever i love you little man#firmly believe that michael likes shiny gold stuff so if the ring was gold he would've snatched that shit immediately#also michaels common has to be so broken so tubbo hears 'ring' and is like omggggggg its happening#literally the most insufferable couple you've ever met#they forget to tell tommy and then tubbo shoots up one night in a cold sweat#lets pretend tommy didnt go thru uhhh exile just for now#or this is post everything minus the canon ending bc ewwwwww#q#n e way I have one or two more ideas knocking around in the old noggin so :3 hehe
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MinusGoji: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
BONUS:
BOOP!!!
#HE HAD A POINT#MY VIOLENT HUSBAND 😂😭#I WENT RED WHENEVER I SAW HIS CUTE CHEEKS AND I REALLY WANT TO SQUISH HIM SO MUCH#A FORMIDABLE NIGHTMARE AND TERROR TO ALL JAPAN BUT LITERALLY HE'S CUTE#YET BASTARD SOMETIMES#godzilla#gojira#godzilla minus one#kaiju#toho#reiwa era#toho kaiju#godzilla incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: unknown#I WANNA BOOP YOU SO MUCH UNTIL YOU ANNOYED ME OUT
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Okay since the holidays are coming up, I need someone do to something with jovier and Last Christmas by Wham!
#god bless george michael and his gay little heart for writing one of the most depressing songs about the unrequited love for his bandmate#and making it sound so cheerful that it became a christmas staple#same with careless whisper tbh (minus the Christmas part)#the song is literally about cheating and wrestling with the grief of betraying your partner and people were like “oh this is sexy”#what?#jovier#john marston#javier escuella#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#red dead fandom#red dead redemption community#rdr#red dead redemption two#red dead#red dead 2#rdr 2#rdr1#rdr 1
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One thing I think many gloss over when it comes to Godzilla is the motivation and personality of each iteration, and how their design reflects that.
Shin is a being of pure agony, a living cancer that kills and destroys as much as it can out of pure rage and hatred at its own existence and those who made it be so. Over the film, it goes from what looks like a dead shark to a monster with razors for teeth and eyes of pure suffering and hate.
Minus One is basically hate personified, a monster that somehow manages to hold a deep personal rage against each and every individual member of humanity. It's hatred runs so deep that it commits actions just to terrify and kill. And it's design forces a terrifying glare, one so viscous you'd believe it really hates you personally.
Monsterverse is more of a disgruntled hero. He kinda gives the vibe of a dude who stands in the corner at a party acting like he doesn't want to be there. He has specific motivations in taking down particular kaiju, motivations that are often confused for attacks. He does what he needs to do and retreats back to the ocean when he's done. And he looks consistently miffed. A face that does lean into a menacing rage when necessary.
Classic goji is, like most iterations, an already existing being from the sea, enraged at the destruction of its home and mutation of itself. It has come to simply destroy, destroy all that has allowed this to occur. It causes hurt and suffering, agony and destruction all in its shared pain and rage. Its design is literally shaped like a mushroom cloud since, yknow, nuke mutation.
#and i can go on and on#showa goji is just a silly funky guy#godzilla#ugh and i love how shin and MO adapt the story of the original#shin focuses on the suffering of the creature. the nuclear mutation caused an immoral suffering. an existence of disgusting agony#MO focuses more on the rageful revenge#and monsterverse has its own little thing going on#i love it#goji is so versatile he can be literally anything and i think that's so fucking cool#gojira#kaiju#toho kaiju#king of the monsters#monster island#anyways hey with the monsterverse headed into silly territory i only ask one thing#PLEASE let me see my boys anguirus and gigan i beg of you. and maybe jet while we're at it#godzilla minus one#godzilla minus 1#monsterverse#monsterverse godzilla#legendary godzilla#shin godzilla#anyways I'm super late but CONGRATS GOJI LET'S GO#and congrats to the team who put that amazing film together#that Oscar was well deserved#godzilla king of the monsters#ooh and minilla too maybe please 🥺. i bet he'd look real cute with his dumbass face in modern effects#oscars#godzilla oscars
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"haha insanity is such a cakewalk 2 ez" <- said the idiot who hadn't yet tried for gold in armax
#PLEAS!!!!!!!! PLEASE IM GONNA THROW UP#i've been trying cerb elite units with all score modifiers on (minus the one that buffs me lol) and i might actually kill myself.#i eventually had to turn some of the score modifiers off just so i could get one measly win tonight. made my best score yet. still not gold#im so sorry why does garrus go down literally one second after match start? are you kasumi?? are you a glass cannon??? get a HOLD OF URSELF#this was not worth sacrificing hours of sleep for yet here i am
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I love 1 (one!) sassy air commander and his slutty little waist
If you hear distant anguished screaming that’s me sorry, I’m just not normal about this dumb guy
(Click for better quality. Do not repost :) )
#got one glove off so he can bitchslap me with it (I’d let him)#I literally had to sit on the floor to figure out this pose lmfao#and then still fucked it up#my program crashed numerous times but huzzah I’m getting a new pc in t-minus 3 days so yayyy more art!!! and commissions possibly#transformers prime#tfp starscream#humanformers#holoform#goldfinch draws
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Godzillas need trimming too, I believe. Too bad Minus One hates it...
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#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla minus one#shin godzilla#godzilla ultima#godzilla earth#long claws can look ugly#so they need trimming#yes indeed#but Minus one HATES it#he's literally like a feral dogcat#he's both#and a baby....#EVIL baby...#anyway poor Ultima#he gets all the abude#cos I love him#lmao#do not repost#my art
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Look, I know Lisa’s behavior re: letting Dean, someone she hasn’t seen in nearly a decade, skulk around her child’s birthday party is best explained by him being The baby-daddy.
But here’s the rub: (1) the angels didn’t even sniff towards Ben and (2) Lisa is (relatively) honest. During the year Dean was actively with her, she would have likely told him. (Cause it’s no small thing.) Especially under The Truth curse where she ranted about the loss of loved ones/hunting. (My take: It’s a cheeky…red herring. Ben was hungry for a father-figure, and Dean’s relationship to him parallels Bobby Singer.)
So while it is a truth that would be kinder to Lisa’s behavioral health/motivations/etc, the latter plot points don’t support it. Yeah, I agree that it actually makes better sense as an initial explanation for her behavior in her intro ep. But these latter points transform her behavior’s root cause, leaning towards her as a (possibly chronic?) caretaker type of person.
We do see that she is caring! She’s got a caretaker persona from her first ep, driving her to help her neighbor. She’s a good friend! Because of the later plot points, we can assume this caretaker/gratitude aspect of her character is more the driver of her actions than hiding a paternity.
#i have a cousin who is a lisa#she’s always being uber caring in her off-time#she makes herself a part-time therapist for all manner of friends boyfriends etc#she’s so caring under she gets in The Situations where she has to put her foot down#but literally she is always in a Situation one way or another#she likes being a Helper#it’s how she’s wired#she can pick a damaged guy or girl out of a crowd to nurture it is Wild#my cuz is literally my bestie so i know i would get along w lisa#she over-extends herself#she’s a great orator when it comes to communicating boundaries#but there are so many C-minus lays that become Best Night of My life for her#and soooo many Best Years of My Life with Hreat Guys it makes me dizzy#she speaks with oozing kindness and with lots of exaggeration#like lisa#she swallows her real feelings to be The Cool Girl#she is chronically lonely#it’s a Type i know so well!#and i love her very much#she thinks bars and dangerous guys are So Hot but has no street smarts#she is more well off than us but always calling is in one of The Situations
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so I'm wondering what the general consensus is on the companion relationships bc from what ive seen so far they're so lackluster compared to the previous games.
(putting the rest under the cut bc this got unintentionally long...)
and you know what? yeah, I will compare it to bg3, bc I vividly remember so many developers, including bioware ones, being against bg3 being the standard. maybe they meant graphically or scale wise, but it's obvious that we meant the diversity of choices and quality/depth of the companions. larian made it a point that they wanted the relationships to be complex, it wasn't about pressing all the right dialogue for approval, and that sometime you have to challenge your friend's beliefs, sometimes you have to argue w loved ones. and when it came to romance, it was especially stressed that sex wasn't the end goal like so many other games have treated romance.
so yeah, the veilguard companions are disappointing, because it is a massive step backwards from their previous complex companions. you can't be friends, you can't be rivals, and you certainly can't have any kind of deep or complex romance. you don't even have a say in recruiting these people. there's no options for any kind of player, because bioware clearly only had a very specific player in mind. no matter what you do, it forces the illusion of friendship with characters you might not even like, it forces you to be nice and supportive no matter what, stripping the player of the agency and roleplay we were promised.
and there's the part I'm the most sore about. if bioware wanted a more linear game with a more fixed protagonist, fine, but 1) da2 exists and there was still more choice there, and 2) don't fucking lie about it. bioware lied up and down about this game for ten years straight and everyone just accepted it right up to release day. we shouldn't have to accept the bare minimum, especially from a $90cad game. that's money most people don't have to spare anymore, the least you could do is be honest about what people are paying for, especially when those who will buy it are faithful dragon age fans who thought this game was going to be faithful back and finally give them answers about the world they cared so much about.
(and don't get me wrong, larian isn't perfect either and I've made a lot of posts criticising them too, but bg3s success shows that people Do appreciate depth of choice and complex companions (see astarion's success))
to me, it feels like they only included romance bc the previous games had it and they knew people wanted it, but they didn't really care for it or just ultimately had no idea Why these romances worked. I don't get any feeling of care or effort went into these relationships (minus emmrich, but especially with lucanis') and it continues to puzzle me as to why writers even bother writing stuff they don't like or care for. and I don't want to assume it's just for money, bc I want to hope people actually do care about the work they do, so im not saying that, but it definitely doesn't feel good. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I would rather have a few characters with depth in friendship/rivalry with no romance, rather than ones that clearly have depth but is never explored. it's so frustrating to see wasted potential and it's even more frustrating to have my time and money wasted.
#im pretty much nearing the end of the game and lucanis' romance was. well disappointing but id understand if that was just him#but it's not#also i vividly remember rolling my eyes so hard when lucanis' writer said she wrote him as a bisexual disaster#but now im like damn where was any of that. i wouldve taken our stupid stereotype over literally nothing#bioware critical#datv spoilers#six speaks#also also... this sentiment goes for the entire game not just the relationships. i would rather have a good game with a good story instead-#of the developers half assing companions just bc people want it#but you cant fault people for expecting something that has literally been a staple of their games#especially when they lied about it#ok hold on i just realised it looks bad that im complaining about lucanis' romance#i do like that its slow. i do like that its not as physical or intense as people wanted. i just think there should've been other moments#of just spending time with him. doesn't have to be anything crazy but there's literally. like two romance specific scenes#minus the two ending ones bc everyone gets similar ones. which just makes physical intimacy look like the end goal yet again#don't come for me on this i Understand why his romance is like that. man lmao#im too tired for this
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Sometimes I think about those "full [band] discography but only when the title of the song is said" videos and how a Sparks one would be impossible to make
#my baby's taking me home would be literally the entire song#minus the bridge i guess and a couple pauses when it's just instrumental before returning to repeating the title again#the funny thing is that even with earlier songs there's just. so much of repeating the title. oh god#this did not only start in the 00s era at all#anyway just a funny thing to think about. it would be so fun if it existed but i'm not the one who's going to take on that challenge#i have the big beat album downloaded so i guess i could try with that one. see how that would come out and how much work it'd take#and if some song titles really do take up like half of some albums' runtime. because that's my very bold estimate rn#WAIT NEVER MIND ABOUT THE MBTMH BRIDGE the title is also said in the backgroubd here i forgot#so you'd only be able to cut out like maybe 10 seconds out of this one at most lol#so maybe this would actually be pretty easy to do. hmmm well.#goosepost
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gender is so weird bc I'm both a soooorta cis girl but also a trans man who wants to be hairy and grow facial hair (I call this transition goal the ga.le deka.rios for obvious reasons. that man has a good looking beard!!) but also the stereotypical bug they/them but also dolls and the need to transition into looking like a doll and also just fucking. ascend to godhood (could also be considered the ga.le deka.rios)
#➳ the fool speaks#AND LIKE A BILLION OTHER THINGS. I AM A CATTHING. I AM A DOLL. I AM AN ANGEL. I'M SOME GUY. I'M A MARBLE STATUE. I HAVE THE CONCEPT OF#CHAOS AS MY GENDER. THERE'S LIKE 50 SONGS THAT I WANT TO INJECT INTO MYSELF LIKE HRT. I AM A CUTESY GAL. I WANT TO BE A DILF WHEN I HAVE#KIDS. I WANT TO BE THE COOL NON-BINARY AUNCLE. I WANT TO LITERALLY BE A BALL JOINTED DOLL.#i need tje ability to shapeshift actually#then i could just look however i want whenever i want#one day I have doll joints. one day i have wings and a halo. one day i have way too many eyes. one day i look exactly like mati.lda r19.99#one day I'm suddenly the lady of loss herself (minus all the shitty stuff. appearance only.). one day I'm literally just me but with#rainbow hair and a tail. you then see me the next day and it's literally just ga.le deka.rios.#no i won't shut up about him not only is he so mecore it hurts but i need to own a meatsuit that allows me to look exactly like him
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I love making aus that no one asked for
#currently working on a tmnt one that will never see the light of day#it's oc focused#RAHH#(oc lowkey stands for self insert in this instance)#JKJKJKJK (she was in fact not kidding)#I'm gonna make a secret ao3 account so I don't have to feel ashamed about posting it on my main /j#there's literally nothing justifying on my main account rn anyways#like#I tell people I'm a writer#and like people have actually told me they like my writing style#but everything that I've posted on my ao3 is either old or just lazy#minus like 2 things#(the fantasy au thing and an angsty rise one shot I posted)#(the one shot WAS ALSO OLD)#someone needs to put me in a federal (writers) prison
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🌙🔮 Kenji Noda
I watched Godzilla Minus One last week (for the second time) and had the sudden urge to draw this absolute peak character a couple of days ago.
I have a couple more lined up too so stay tuned for that one
Sketch (ignore the pen icon lmao);
A couple of references I took from;
In conclusion, I highly recommend watching Godzilla Minus one. C:<
#kenji noda#mr noda#godzilla minus one#Literally the best movie ever#I love him sm#HIS HAIRRRR#LIKE ITS SO FLUFFY#The old man ever#may I have a slight obsession? next question.#peak character design#peak character#science guy#like the best science guy too#go watch the movie#RAAAGHHH#fanart
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